Hindsight is famously a wonderful thing. I can now see things that I would have done differently or investigated more thoroughly. The day after may be a bit soon for a thorough retrospective but I wanted to put something on here now that I can think relatively clearly. Looking back over the past two weeks presents a bit of a muddled mess of memories but I’ll do my best.
I think it’s fair to say I’ve now seen a lot of this country. Well, a lot of one jagged strip of the country and the sights along some of it’s major A-roads. I think my favourite stage was through Shropshire; flat, open roads with enough towns to provide regular distractions and pitstops. I liked the Lochs of Scotland too, even if they came with hills. Cornwall was a challenge, but that was the whole point of the endeavour, so whilst I grunted and swore my way up and down the Cornish hills I did weirdly enjoy it.
I’ve swallowed more flies than I ever wanted to, saw the innards of more roadkill than I thought possible and was disgusted by more suspiciously abandoned bottles of amber liquid than I thought a civilised nation could produce. We’ve had better weather than any of us had any right to hope for; I think it rained for a total of 3 hours. I’ve developed one of the world’s best t-shirt suntans, completed by my glove tan lines which make me look like I’ve had hand-transplants. I’ve also discovered my physical limits, which lie somewhere around the 900 mile mark. On the last day both my legs were screaming as I crunched uphill, I began to wonder if my right leg was going to explode in some way it hurt so much. I am now dealing with random spasms of cramp and I’m making weird, old-man groans every time I try to stand up.
My suffering is not unique, even mega-keen cyclist Tom (to use his full title) is feeling the effects. We all hobbled and moaned our way through this morning, hoping that sensation will return to some extremities (why won’t my right hand work?) and the pain will depart from others. We set out to cycle as a team but due to differing speeds and rest-stop needs we tended to cycle alone (much to Hamill’s regularly vocalised chagrin). We did, however, cycle the final mile as a group. I personally fought hard to compete with Hamill – he may not have been aware that we were racing but I was spurred on through determination to finish each day ahead of the Man Who Didn’t Train. That and my determination to be able to write the following: I did not push my bike up a single hill. Not one. Dartmoor and Cornwall really tested this ambition, but I managed it and it has to be the thing that I’m most proud of.
Having organised it ourselves we discovered the major pitfalls and problems for this trip. Miraculously very little went wrong, but there are a few things that I would do differently. As such I’m going to tweak this blog and leave it as some form of guide to anyone who may fancy the trip themselves. If anyone has specific questions just leave a comment on the relevant page and I’ll see if I can help.
For now though, that’s it. Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it. If you did, please throw in a contribution to our fundraising efforts. Even if it’s just a pound, every little helps (damn Tesco for ruining a perfectly decent turn of phrase). I now need to come up with the next challenge. I’m thinking the Berlin marathon next year, but after that… Any ideas?